谁是森林万兽中最勇猛的?
一天早晨,狮子醒后感觉很兴奋。它走出去,把一只小猴子逼到角落里吼道:“谁是森林万兽中最勇猛的?”猴子战战兢兢地回答:“当然是您,勇猛的狮子!”
狮子又遇到一只鹿,问了同样的问题,得到了相同的答案。
狮子一路没遇到一个反对者,它大摇大摆地走到一头大象跟前,吼道:“谁是森林万兽中最勇猛的?”
大象快如闪电般用鼻子把狮子一下子卷了起来,朝一棵树上扔了过去,然后慢悠悠的走开了。
狮子冲着大象的背影抱怨道:“喂!就是不知道答案,你也犯不着发这么大的火啊!”
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