谁是森林万兽中最勇猛的?
一天早晨，狮子醒后感觉很兴奋。它走出去，把一只小猴子逼到角落里吼道：“谁是森林万兽中最勇猛的？”猴子战战兢兢地回答：“当然是您，勇猛的狮子！”
狮子又遇到一只鹿，问了同样的问题，得到了相同的答案。
狮子一路没遇到一个反对者，它大摇大摆地走到一头大象跟前，吼道：“谁是森林万兽中最勇猛的？”
大象快如闪电般用鼻子把狮子一下子卷了起来，朝一棵树上扔了过去，然后慢悠悠的走开了。
狮子冲着大象的背影抱怨道：“喂！就是不知道答案，你也犯不着发这么大的火啊！”
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