1、饭局不是万能的，没有饭局是万万不能的； 2、提前一天预约是真请你，提前半天你是作陪，上菜了才请你是凑数的； 3、一请就来叫爽快，三请才来叫摆谱，怎么请都不来叫原则，不请自来叫蹭饭； 4、饭局三大悲：想请的没来，来的都是作陪，结帐时就你一人清醒； 6、一周一饭局是正常人，一天一饭局是大红人，一天三饭局是交际花，一天N饭局是端盘子的； 7、会敬酒的靠语言艺术，善斗酒的靠游击战术，装酒醉的善于玩骗术，灌不醉的肯定防身有术； 8、饭局上不喝酒的腹中语：吃自己的饭，让别人吐去吧！ 9、县长主持宴会喝高了，大声喊：我再提三杯！第一杯：谁不喝，我是谁爹！众人忙饮尽；第二杯，谁不喝，谁就是我爹！众人皆干；第三杯，喝者是不喝者爹，众人烂醉！ 10、常与领导吃饭，升官是迟早的事；常跟大款吃饭，发财是迟早的事；常跟老婆吃饭，厌倦是迟早的事；常跟情人吃饭，花钱是迟早的事；常跟小秘吃饭，犯错是迟早的事。
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