钓海带和二条虫子

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　　钓海带　　老刘退休后，学人家钓鱼，逐渐上了瘾，欲罢不能，每日必钓。怎奈技术不行，总是空手而回。为了避免老婆的唠叨，每次回家前，总先去菜市场买两条鱼带回去。有一天，老刘又去钓鱼，边钓边和旁边的钓友闲聊，不知不觉天就黑了。像往常一样，什么也没钓到，又去菜市场买，可最后一条鱼也卖光了。老刘只好对摊主说：“只要是水里的给我来两样就行。”摊主挠了挠头，若有所思，转身对伙计说：“给这位老先生拿两条海带来。” 　　两条虫子　　晚上，我和朋友去学校附近的米线馆吃饭。米线是三元一碗，很快，两碗米线端上来了。吃着吃着，朋友皱了皱眉头，从碗里挑出一条虫子。随后叫来老板，老板连忙道歉说：“真不好意思，这碗就算您两块钱吧。”朋友听了就没再说什么，继续吃饭。过了一会儿，朋友十分高兴地举着筷子对我说：“看，又一条虫子，我只需付一块钱了。”

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钓海带和二条虫子

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