1、现在人都比较礼貌！
今天在电梯里遇到一人问我：放屁吗？
我摇了摇头！
“那我不客气了…”
尼妹啊，这味。。。2、女：我和你妈一起掉河里，你先救谁？
男：我和你爸一起吸毒被抓你先救谁？
女：滚，你还能再邪恶一点吗？
男：能，我和你爸一起嫖……
女：(啪啪)滚NMD……3、昨天去女朋友家，心里有点紧张在门边等，这时门突然开了，为了表示礼貌，我叫了句，阿姨你好！
看她有些尴尬……岳母你好！还是有点尴尬，难道嫌我太生了！
忙改口，妈你好！
这时女朋友笑着说，这是我姐！……4、一个帅哥走进一家药店，对售货员说：“我要买一个生命探测仪。”
售货员听了一愣，问：“生命探测仪？店里没有啊！”
只见那帅哥扭捏了好半天，不好意思地说：“我……我就是想买个验孕棒。”5、本人23岁
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