不抽烟不喝酒的男人

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有一位先生在十字路口等绿灯,这时,过来一个乞丐敲敲车窗说:给我点钱.
先生看了下,说:给你抽支烟吧.
乞丐说:我不抽烟,给我点钱.
先生说:我车上有啤酒,给你喝瓶酒吧.
乞丐说:我不喝酒,给我点钱.
先生说:那这样,我带你到麻将馆,我出钱,你来赌,赢了是你的.
乞丐说:我不赌钱,给我点钱.
先生说:我带你去桑拿房享受“一条龙服务”,费用我全包。
乞丐说:我不嫖妓,给我点钱.
先生说:那你上车吧,我带你回去,让我女朋友看看:一个不抽烟、不喝酒、不赌钱、不嫖妓的好男人能混成啥样了。
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