网友用发散思维趣解俗语

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坐吃山空,立吃地陷:讲这句话的哲人啊,难道说你非得让我们趴着吃才行?
常在河边站,哪有不湿鞋:脚上套俩塑料袋不就行了吗?
人怕出名猪怕壮:猪怕不怕壮我不知道,但一些人想出名都想疯了,哪还有怕的道理呢?
一口吃不成胖子:这话确实不假,但某些美容机构却敢一口咬定,一刀就可以变成瘦子。
只要功夫深,铁杵磨成针:有那功夫不如挣钱买根针!
天下乌鸦一般黑:天下的棉花就一样白吗?
撑死胆大的,饿死胆小的:胆大胆小都得死,你放俺们一条生路行不?
打狗还得看主人:很多时候,打狗的目的就是要给主人看的。
打个巴掌给个甜枣:事实上,挨了巴掌以后,得到甜枣的人并不多。
一把钥匙开一把锁:知道万能钥匙吗?
打狗还得看主人:很多时候,打狗的目的就是要给主人看的。
远亲不如近邻,近邻不如对门:在这个沟通与信任缺失的年代,你知道对门住的邻居姓字名谁吗?
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