手术室里最吓人的20句话
1、哇,搞半天他是个男人!2、我嘴里的烟头那里去了?3、拿斧子来!4、听说最近肾脏很值钱!5、这跳动的是心脏还是肺!6、着根肠子原本的位置在哪!7、大家休息一下,再接着来做手术。8、这个病人是什么血型来着。9、怎么会停电了!10、大家下班吧!
11、妈的,还要重新开刀,我的剪刀不见了!12、划什么口子好看呢?13、喂,你从他肚子里拿走了什么东西?14、快去拿书来,我忘了这个器官叫什么!15、算了,算了,凑和着缝上吧!16、这家伙只给100元红包!17、这刀怎么这么钝,还要再划一次!18、不是吧,怎么多了个器官,这器官放哪?19、去拿块猪皮来。20、现在才2点,再混几个小时就下班了!
---------11、妈的,还要重新开刀,我的剪刀不见了!12、划什么口子好看呢?13、喂,你从他肚子里拿走了什么东西?14、快去拿书来,我忘了这个器官叫什么!15、算了,算了,凑和着缝上吧!16、这家伙只给100元红包!17、这刀怎么这么钝,还要再划一次!18、不是吧,怎么多了个器官,这器官放哪?19、去拿块猪皮来。20、现在才2点,再混几个小时就下班了!
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