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1.我有次去买羊肉串

伸出4个手指对老板说"来3根羊肉串"

老板蒙了"几根?"

我又伸出3个手指说"4根"……
2.爸妈吵架,我爸气的说了句:"我给你滚出去!"
3.和领导等众人喝酒,举起酒杯大声道:"让我们同归于尽吧!"当时脑子太热了......
4.单位祝词,一位领导说:"祝大家身体愉快……"憋住,没词了。
5.我们的总经理姓周,一次他打电话来,我正开车,一紧张张口就说:"周总理……"
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