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1.我有次去买羊肉串

伸出4个手指对老板说"来3根羊肉串"

老板蒙了"几根?"

我又伸出3个手指说"4根"……
2.爸妈吵架,我爸气的说了句:"我给你滚出去!"
3.和领导等众人喝酒,举起酒杯大声道:"让我们同归于尽吧!"当时脑子太热了......
4.单位祝词,一位领导说:"祝大家身体愉快……"憋住,没词了。
5.我们的总经理姓周,一次他打电话来,我正开车,一紧张张口就说:"周总理……"
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12.游客说:|If you have problem with frizzy hair, do not use a towel to rub your hair after shampooing. You will just damage your hair and?make it frizz more when you do this. You are just going to want to cover it with a towel and?push down
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11.游客说:|There is no such thing as being perfectly fashionable. There is no perfect sense of fashion, just opinions. Next, you will appear to be pushing too hard when you attempt to be perfect. Celebrities such as Kate Moss also have flaw
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10.游客说:|You are one-of-a-kind, so your look should be, too. There are many people that follow their own sense of style, but those with a sense of originality are those with who create their own style. To pull this off yourself, you must
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