笑的就是没节操

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1、今天，我给一个女星打了匿名电话：“我手头有你数百张裸照，如果今晚之内不给我账户里打十万块钱，我就公布出去！”
万万没想到，苍老师竟不为所动。2、送3岁的儿子第一次去上学，离开幼儿园时，我感到恋恋不舍，忍不住回头多看了几眼，那老师长得可真性感啊！3、房祖名吸毒，网友纷纷指责成龙大叔，你儿子吸毒八年你会不知道？
神回复：特么你打了那么多年的飞机，哪次是当着你爹面打的！ 4、一天，小李要出差，怕怀孕的老婆没人照顾，就到隔壁家，拜托隔壁的老婆照顾一下，她满口答应了。
到了晚上，隔壁老婆对她老公说：“老王，到隔壁小李家，看看他媳妇有什么要帮忙的。”
出差回来后，早上锻炼碰到隔壁老王，他亲切地问候我：小李啊，最近好久没有出差啦！
心里好感动，谁说现在邻里关系淡漠了？

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