1、悟空学得一身本领，屡屡向天庭发难，太白金星出招，先是让孙悟空当上了弼马温，后来又让他管理蟠桃园，还封了个齐天大圣的封号。托塔天王不满：“齐天大圣？这名头也太大了吧？”
太白金星一阵阴笑：“前头是个弼马温，现在换成齐天大圣，管理蟠桃园，其实还不都是属于农林牧渔板块嘛，不过是个题材而已。”2、经历千辛万苦,唐僧一行终于到达西天见了如来，如来命阿傩、伽叶两位尊者传经，两位尊者却向唐僧索取费用，唐僧只好将自己的紫金钵盂奉上，换得真经。
悟空心中不快，唐僧只好相劝：“你不懂，这是交易印花税，单向收取，不错了。”3、悟空大闹天宫，以横扫千军之势大破天兵。玉帝急得手足无措，幸有如来助阵。如来伸出巨手，打赌说悟空跑不出他的手掌心。悟空自然不服，于是在如来的手掌上翻起了筋斗云，却始终无法跳出来，最后只好投降。
悟空疑惑不已，连忙向如来探寻究竟。如来大笑：“你知道为什么逃不出我的手心吗？因为我在这里设定了涨跌停板。”4、唐僧取得真经回到大唐，悟空喜不自禁，突然间想起一件事，忙求唐僧：“师傅，紧箍咒害得我好苦，快替我拿掉头上的箍吧。”
唐僧微笑：“你自己摸摸看。”
悟空一摸头顶，乐得翻了个跟头，大叫：“解套了，解套了，今儿终于解套了。”
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