谈恋爱谈出来的冷笑话

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1、那天女友又抱怨说:“你看某某又给他女友买了一条钻石项链。我们恋爱这么多年,你给我买过什么啊?”
我:“放心,我为了你一定会努力的,很快我要为你买一栋豪华的海边别墅,买好多好多珠宝,还有跑车……”
女友:“傻瓜,抢银行是得坐牢的。”2、“西班牙的女人善于使用扇子表达感情,一位女人用扇子把脸的下半部遮起来,眼睛望着你,其意思是在问你:你喜欢我吗?”
一位小姐看到这条消息,第二天就来到一位男士的家打开扇子,遮住下半部脸,纯情地望着她心目中的白马王子。
谁知,尴尬的男士立即不好意思地站起身来,喃喃地说:“真对不起,我的口臭真该死!”3、前面坐着一男一女,女的在用护手霜.男的说:我也要用..说着随即把手伸了过去..女的看着男的毛茸茸的手说:这手还用护手霜啊?该用护发素..4、如果你有100万,买套房吧,收藏我们的爱情;
有1万,买颗钻戒吧,见证我们的爱情;
有0.1万,去郊游吧,放飞我们的爱情;
有0.001万,那就买瓶水吧,浇灌我们的爱情!
有0.00001万,那就聊聊爱情是无价的吧!
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