1、那天女友又抱怨说：“你看某某又给他女友买了一条钻石项链。我们恋爱这么多年，你给我买过什么啊？”
我：“放心，我为了你一定会努力的，很快我要为你买一栋豪华的海边别墅，买好多好多珠宝，还有跑车……”
女友：“傻瓜，抢银行是得坐牢的。”2、“西班牙的女人善于使用扇子表达感情，一位女人用扇子把脸的下半部遮起来，眼睛望着你，其意思是在问你：你喜欢我吗？”
一位小姐看到这条消息，第二天就来到一位男士的家打开扇子，遮住下半部脸，纯情地望着她心目中的白马王子。
谁知，尴尬的男士立即不好意思地站起身来，喃喃地说：“真对不起，我的口臭真该死！”3、前面坐着一男一女,女的在用护手霜.男的说:我也要用..说着随即把手伸了过去..女的看着男的毛茸茸的手说:这手还用护手霜啊?该用护发素..4、如果你有100万，买套房吧，收藏我们的爱情；
有1万，买颗钻戒吧，见证我们的爱情；
有0.1万，去郊游吧，放飞我们的爱情；
有0.001万，那就买瓶水吧，浇灌我们的爱情！
有0.00001万，那就聊聊爱情是无价的吧！
---------谈恋爱谈出来的冷笑话
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