刘备请诸葛亮，大谈福利待遇。诸葛亮说：我今出一哑对，你若能对出，我就跟你走。若不能，那你以后也不用来了。刘备想：这哑对是什么呀？张飞想：大哥要对不出可就丢人了，干脆我对吧。我就是一杀猪的，谁都知道我没文化，对不出来也不丢人。于是哑对开始：诸葛亮指天，张飞指地；诸葛亮伸一根手指；张飞伸三根手指；诸葛亮击掌三次；张飞击掌九次；诸葛亮在胸口画一个圈；张飞拍了下脑袋，哑对结束。诸葛亮二话不说，收拾行李就跟刘备走。过了很久，刘备问诸葛亮：那日哑对，你们到底谁赢了？诸葛亮说：张将军赢了！刘备又问：那你们到底说些什么？诸葛亮说：我指天，代表上知天文，他指地，代表下知地理；我伸一根手指，代表一统天下，他伸三根，代表三国鼎立；我拍三下掌，代表三三归汉，他拍九下代表九九归原；我在胸口画个圈，代表胸怀锦绣，他拍一下脑袋，就是代表头顶乾坤啊！刘备见了张飞。问：我说张贤弟呀，那日哑对到底谁赢了？张飞：当然我赢了。刘备：你们都说了些什么呀？张飞：丞相大概知道我以前是杀猪的，所以竟围着猪提问。开始他指天，就是说今天天气特别好，我就说正好下地去抓猪。他说是不是指抓一口猪啊？我说不成，怎么的也得抓三口，一口不够杀，他又问那猪抓三十斤的吧？我说不对，三十斤那是猪崽呀，大猪少说也得九十斤呀。他又问，这猪的心啊肠子啊等下货是不是一块卖呀？我拍一下脑袋，告诉他，只要你有钱，我连这猪头也一块卖给你。
---------“哑谜”张飞赢了诸葛亮。
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