职场和商场的爆笑

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1、世界上最没用的东西就是工资条，看了生气，擦屁股太细。2、一个县长被免职了，气成了植物人，被送到医院，医生诊断后说：给他念个官复原职的通知兴许就好了。妻想：既然要念，干脆念个厅长，让他高兴高兴。哪知县长一听挺身而起，大笑气绝。
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