好笑的搞笑一句话。
1、有一个手榴弹,一天它吃完饭,清一清它的牙齿,突然发现牙缝间有根刺,它就用力把它拔出来,结果就爆炸了。2、中国股…市这只牛。吃的是股…民种的草。拉出来的是屎。 3、人送绰号“床上小旋风”…… 4、男人就像这枚1元的硬币,正面是“1” ,背面是“菊花”5、大…便跟小…便是好兄弟,有一天大…便过马路被车撞死了,小…便就说:我好想大…便啊…6、早上起床以为自己长大了,原来是被子盖横了。7、你是风儿我是沙,你是皮鞋我来刷,你不理我我自杀。8、女人都是很懂哲学的,因为她们天生就知道八卦。9、法兰稀了,意大离了,英割烂了,葡萄哑了,巴稀了,阿根停了。下一步可能会是乌拉归了,西班哑了,荷烂了,德过了...10、【当代美女定义】妖的叫美女,刁的叫才女,木的叫淑女,蔫的叫温柔,凶的叫直爽,傻的叫阳光,狠的叫冷艳,土的叫端庄,洋的叫气质,怪的叫个性,匪的叫干练,骚的叫有味道,嫩的叫青春靓丽,老的叫丰韵犹存,浪的叫众星捧月,牛的叫傲雪凌风,闲的叫追求自我,弱不禁风叫小鸟依人,不像女人的叫超女!
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