性感妩媚,姨太万千的内涵冷幽默

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1、“大师，我女友这段时间老打扮的性感妩媚晚上玩很晚回来，我有什么办法吗？”
大师默默起身，走出寺庙外，指着遥远的大山。
“我明白了，大师叫我心胸要像大山一样宽广和包容，给对方自由的空间是吗？”
大师摇头微笑答：“小伙子，我是想告诉你，你绿定了。”2、一保险哥们去泰国旅游，晚上没事去夜店找乐子，看一美女上前搭话。美女说到：“帅锅我是泰国人妖你不怕吗？”
哥们一听火上来了：“你泰国人妖算什么，老子中国人寿！”3、“大少爷，你刚娶了五姨太回来现在又要娶六姨太，老爷不高兴了。”
大少爷皱了皱眉头说：“才六个就不高兴？是他跟我说娶老婆就要娶姨太万千的啊！”4、老师：明天再叫你家长来一趟。
学生：我爸说这个月都来十几次了，他想休息几天。
老师：太不像话了，晚上我去你家。

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