满脸悲愤的糗事

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1、刚才吃早餐,一男的吃完准备走人,老板叫住他说还没付账呢!
那男的掏出一块钱吼道:“我媳妇每天就给五块钱零花钱,四块都花你这了,你还好意思说我没付钱?”
然后一脸悲愤的离开了!2、刚和男友在出租房院子生炉子,房东老奶奶来聊天问男友,这么小有对象了没?
男友指了指我,意思我就是他对象。
结果奶奶不客气的惊呼:哦?这个还要问你妈??3、别的姑娘发个自拍说又胖了,收到的评论是“一点也不胖”“身材好棒”。
本姑娘发个自拍说又胖了,收到的评论是:“我们没瞎。”4、夏天在家裤子又短又宽松,坐下的时候,八岁的妹妹问我,为什么裤子里有颗荔枝?!我。。。5、今天我用打车软件叫出租。 “从我家到公园有师傅来吗?”
“…”
“从我家到公园20元,有师傅来吗?”(平常打表也就15元)
“40有师傅来吗?”
“…”
我正为出租车贪得无厌而无语的时候,终于有出租师傅回我了…“你喊100也没人来!谁知道你家住哪!”

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