超逗的学生让人笑到爆

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1、刚才我买了罐辣椒酱。
跟班长说：你看这是什么？
班长回答：老干爹
我：哎，乖儿子。
班长：……
过一会，班长拿这辣椒酱去了隔壁寝室。
问A：这是什么？
A君：不知道哇，这是啥啊？
班长：老干爹啊。
A君：哎，乖儿子。。。2、大学有一次校卫队查抄电炉子，把大家都吵醒了，楼道里挤满人，群情激愤。
那保卫科老师一路点头哈腰往外走，不断解释：“没办法，学校规定！真是没办法！”
十分钟后他带着一群保安杀回来，耀武扬威：“谁呀？刚才都谁呀？”3、学校校庆，举办典礼，期间主持人提问，随意抽取同学上去回答，答对了有小礼品。
主持人的问题是：历史上活得最久的皇帝是谁。
选了一个我们班的奇葩，他悠悠的对着话筒答到：“玉皇大帝……”4、女同学：“你怎么又被老师留下了？有错就改啊！”
男同学：“足球比赛错判，那裁判怎么就不改呢？”
女同学。。。。。。

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