雷人男女笑料精彩呈现

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1、晚饭回来的时候女朋友生气了大步往前走，我在后面边追边喊：“美女！你掉了个男朋友！”
女朋友回过头来恶狠狠的说：“掉了再买一个！”
我问：“去哪儿买？”
女朋友：“怎么？你也要买？”
“不，我去卖。。。”2、男孩在酒吧看到一位漂亮MM，很想上去搭讪却又不敢，于是他灵机一动，写下一张纸条递给她，上面写着：如果你喜欢我请微笑，不喜欢我请后空翻。
女孩看了看纸条，笑了笑，站起来一拍桌子就是一个后空翻……3、刚出火车站，一中年妇女上来问我“兄弟。住旅社不。”
我斜了她一眼：“旅社正规不？”
妇女一脸微笑：“正规，绝对正规。”
“那谁去啊？”
妇女当时凌乱了……4、一哥们坐马路边等公交，公交来了发现腿麻了，一瘸一拐地上去了。
公交上一小姑娘非要让坐，哥们比较内向不好意思当那么多人争执，就坐下了。
一会到站了，发现腿好了，可让坐的小姑娘还在。
面子上过不去，我那哥们又一瘸一拐地下去了……

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