猥琐内涵的爆笑冷段子

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1、“第一次处对象的时候，有天我的手摸到了姑娘的大腿，还想再往上摸，她突然严肃的拦住我说，这是我的禁区，你不能碰！”
“后来呢？”
“后来，我在禁区外来了个远射。”2、甘夫人：“多亏了赵将军七进七出，才有阿斗这个孩子啊。”
站在边上的刘备气的是满脸通红。3、A：医生，我最近性取向不太稳定。
医生:具体情况说一下。
A：有时候喜欢左手，有时候喜欢右手。4、曹操常问计于荀

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