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1、“第一次处对象的时候,有天我的手摸到了姑娘的大腿,还想再往上摸,她突然严肃的拦住我说,这是我的禁区,你不能碰!”
“后来呢?”
“后来,我在禁区外来了个远射。”2、甘夫人:“多亏了赵将军七进七出,才有阿斗这个孩子啊。”
站在边上的刘备气的是满脸通红。3、A:医生,我最近性取向不太稳定。
医生:具体情况说一下。
A:有时候喜欢左手,有时候喜欢右手。4、曹操常问计于荀
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