搞笑大话挤公交

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1、这世间，唯有时间与公交难挤。2、先上车者被踩，后上者踩其上。3、公交车的空间像海绵，挤挤总会有的。4、爱情像公交，苦苦等待却怎么也等不到；爱情像公交，有时就差一点，只能看着它远去；爱情像公交，追上了却发现挤不上。　5、不是看谁先上车，坐到最后的才是赢家。6、人世间最纠结的事情不是挤不上公交，而是到了站却挤不下来。7、骂人：“你搭公交车！”“你才搭公交车！你全家都搭公交车！”8、世界上最遥远的距离不是天涯海角，不是生离死别，而是我站在公交的车门里，你却挤不上车。9、当你觉得生活过于平庸，过于乏味，就去挤公交吧，它会让你知道生活的激情。10、世上有很多死法，挤死是其中一种。

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