1、男：嫁给我吧？
女：你有什么好的？
男：我会每天陪你看星星。
女：就你那点钱，也只能看星星了。2、“你知道人民币上画的那个人是谁吗？”
“不知道。”
“那是我滴大媒人，和女朋友谈恋爱全靠他了。”3、在我英雄年少时，有一个女生，她愿意为我失去生命――她意志坚定地说：你再缠着我，我就去死！
在我穷困潦倒时，有一个女生，她愿意与我共赴黄泉――她眼眶泛红地说：你再不还我钱，我就与你同归于尽！
唉！世间女子何其痴情，却依然无法使我驻足停留，至今想来不胜唏嘘…… 4、女人相亲是是这样试探男人滴：
“今天我们AA制吧？”同意AA制必是小气鬼，直接PASS；
“今天白菜又涨价了？”对白菜涨价敏感的一定是穷鬼；
“你每月房租多少钱？”这话可探出对方月薪多少，有没有房；
“春节我们去自驾游吧？”对这话的回答可探出对方有没有车。
---------新年就要到了,依旧没钱没女友
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