苦B司机的幽默顺口溜

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1、让我们货车作伴 活的潇潇洒洒
东风解放 共享人世繁华
喇叭当歌 按出心中喜悦
轰轰烈烈 把握青春年华2、人之初,性本善,开车这活不好干!
坐车里,向前看,一看车流一大片!
日照香炉叼小烟,一开就是一小天!
商女不知亡国恨,一进车里就犯困!
夜夜思君不见君,开车开的直发昏!
待到花开浪漫时,开车开的眼发直!
亲朋好友如相问,就说我在道上混!
问君能有几多愁,盼望早日开出头!
上联:开一年少一年,年年不剩钱!
下联:开一岁少一岁,岁岁白挨累!
横批:开车无罪,司机万岁!3、天地之间司机最累,东奔西跑不言疲惫,
貌似潇洒其实乏味,没有假期不知天黑,
上有高堂下有晚辈,养家糊口吃苦遭罪,
一身臭汗两行眼泪,提心吊胆好似做贼,
点头哈腰就差下跪,日不能息夜不能寐,
老板一指立马到位,屁大点事不敢得罪,
一年到头不离岗位,劳动法规统统作废,
身心交瘁无处流泪,逢年过节家人难会,
赚钱不多还装富贵,路边饭店经常破费,
五毒俱全就差报废,稍不留神就得犯罪,
抛家舍业愧对长辈,身在其中方知其味,
不敢奢望社会地位,全靠傻傻自我陶醉。
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