苦B司机的幽默顺口溜

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1、让我们货车作伴活的潇潇洒洒
东风解放共享人世繁华
喇叭当歌按出心中喜悦
轰轰烈烈把握青春年华2、人之初，性本善，开车这活不好干！
坐车里，向前看，一看车流一大片！
日照香炉叼小烟，一开就是一小天！
商女不知亡国恨，一进车里就犯困！
夜夜思君不见君，开车开的直发昏！
待到花开浪漫时，开车开的眼发直！
亲朋好友如相问，就说我在道上混！
问君能有几多愁，盼望早日开出头！
上联：开一年少一年，年年不剩钱！
下联：开一岁少一岁，岁岁白挨累！
横批：开车无罪，司机万岁！3、天地之间司机最累，东奔西跑不言疲惫，
貌似潇洒其实乏味，没有假期不知天黑，
上有高堂下有晚辈，养家糊口吃苦遭罪，
一身臭汗两行眼泪，提心吊胆好似做贼，
点头哈腰就差下跪，日不能息夜不能寐，
老板一指立马到位，屁大点事不敢得罪，
一年到头不离岗位，劳动法规统统作废，
身心交瘁无处流泪，逢年过节家人难会，
赚钱不多还装富贵，路边饭店经常破费，
五毒俱全就差报废，稍不留神就得犯罪，
抛家舍业愧对长辈，身在其中方知其味，
不敢奢望社会地位，全靠傻傻自我陶醉。

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