笑死我了的老爸和老妈

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1、我给老爸说想做双眼皮，又怕做的不好后悔，老爸出了一好主意：要不咱先做一个看看。2、我：妈，今天我看到劳斯莱斯了，还是在动的。
妈：哦。
我：开车的那个人还戴了双白手套。
妈：要不要我给你买啊？
我：真的？！
妈：我说的是白手套。
我：……3、某日，和家人一起爬山。
我一个人走在前面。忽然，不小心打了个嗝。
老爸在后面兴奋地给老妈等人说：“听！有野猪叫！”4、给老妈买了一个iphone4，怕老妈心疼钱，就骗她说是300块买的山寨机。
晚上回来一直不见老妈用，就问她，老妈神气的说：下午买菜碰到一个人500块买我的手机，我看能赚200就卖了，对了，下次再帮我带几个，看看还有人买吗。。。5、刚刚成年的女儿冷不丁地问母亲：“妈，啥叫三角恋？”
母亲一愣怔，忙含糊其词地回答：“两个人的任务，三个人完成！”

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