眼耳口鼻的阴暗面

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1、眼：
生下来就只盯着别人，
从来不看看自己。
染上了岁月的风尘，
看什么都要分成三六九等，
见到功名利禄就发红。2、耳：
动听的话一个字也不放过，
还专爱探听隐私，
一碰到流言和绯闻就格外兴奋。
曲曲折折的耳道里，
小道消息走起来特别畅通。3、口：
看上去很小的一个口，
却能把大山吃空；
看上去很小的一个口，
却能把无数豪杰埋葬。4、鼻：
瞧不上的时侯：嗤之以鼻。
臭味相投时：一个鼻孔出气。
说谎说的时侯：有鼻子有眼。
寄人篱下时：仰人鼻息。
有意见时：横挑鼻子竖挑眼。
被人欺负、伤心难过时：一把鼻涕一把泪

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