逗人又爆笑,非正常思维

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1、一男孩对一女孩说:“我追你,好不好?”
女孩红着脸害羞地说:“讨厌、好啦…”
男孩高兴地说:“那你跑吧!”2、一哥们饭店吃饭。菜上齐、他喊服务员:信不信我用大拇指就能把啤酒打开。
服务员惊奇的说:不信。
哥们儿淡淡的说:那你还不把瓶起子拿来。3、一个小朋友的在动物园中看见了长颈鹿,他赞叹地说:“多么漂亮的起重机。”4、开水上医院了,它得了什么病? 肺疼5、问: 杨过和赵敏生儿子的话...叫啥名好呢?
答: 过敏儿
问: 那许仙和白娘子的儿子又是谁?
答: 许三多?…6、飞机上一旁座的小朋友从厕所回来说:今天我算是蹲在他们头上拉了回。7、乞丐:太太,给点吃的吧。
太太:隔天的饭你吃吗?
乞丐:吃,来点吧。
太太:那你明天再来吧。
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