1、年轻的妻子在新婚一周后开始抱怨丈夫：“你这个人也真难伺候！星期一吃我做的煮豆子你吃得津津有味，星期二你说我煮得比昨天还要好吃，星期三你说煮的不是前两天那个味，星期四我煮的豆子你说这么难吃，到了星期五你竟然说再也不吃我做的煮豆子了呢！”2、女人对吝啬鬼男人大叫道：“和你这个守财奴在一起简直受够啦，这是你给我的项链，拿去吧！”
男的伸手接过项链，说：“盒子呢？”3、国庆节，妻子做了个新潮的发型，娇滴滴地对丈夫说道：“亲爱的，怎么样，我这发型、这打扮有没有让你想到什么？”
妻子本指望丈夫会说像个明星一样漂亮，好好夸一番呢，没想到，丈夫一拍脑袋说：“对了，家里的拖把又忘买了。” 4、某人和老婆缠绵，即将进入主题…从床头柜上拿起一个TT撕开包装，……里面怎么没有TT？还油腻油腻的！开灯一看！是尼玛方便面酱包！5、“老陈，你实在太不小心了。”
“怎么了？”
“最近这几天晚上，你家常常春光外泄，你至少该拉上窗帘吧！”
“哦！我得回去问我太太，这几天我上夜班！”
---------冷人爆笑的夫妻之间
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