天天有人办雷事儿

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1、顾客：亲，请问夏季大促销2-3折全场包邮吗？
店家：您好，请稍等，客服专员马上为您服务。
顾客：你怎么不喊亲，你这个服务态度绝对有问题。
店家：啊啊，不好意思，亲，我们全场包邮的，亲！
顾客：嗯嗯，那没事了，下次注意。
店家：。。。。。。2、客服：您好，请问有什么可以帮您？
用户：请帮我转人工台！
客服：你把我当机器人？3、最近有个调查说有养宠物的人里有29%让宠物和他们睡一张床。我也试了一次，结果金鱼死了……4、晚上10点，堵在路上，只见我前面的一辆红色BMW下来一个华丽丽的小妞，手提一个大号袋子装的都是零食，开始向各个车主卖吃的，我也饿了，买了一袋薯条，问原因，答曰：在车里没事，一个人也吃不了，换点拥堵费！5、卖煤的和一卖鸡蛋的打架，众问何故？卖鸡蛋的说：有他这样的吗?我一喊：鸡蛋，他马上就：卖煤(没)了！

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11月25日[一]09:30

天天有人办雷事儿

从没把节操君放在眼里

资深逗B,搞笑水平就是高！

在校园那会儿的爆笑糗事。

老虎、猴子和壁虎等冷幽默

哈哈,笑真是难忍啊!