这等奇葩,淡定是个传说

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1、刚才过马路，后面传来一小孩的声音：“叔叔，你钱掉地上了。”
我赶紧回头往地下看，钱没有，小孩没有,就一老大爷。
“叔叔，你钱掉地上了。”就看到老大爷接电话。。。！
大爷您手机铃声堪称世界唯一！2、“你在那？”
“在街上。”
“帮我带盒药回来吧，但是名字我记不住，只记住了俩个字，你到药店问问有没有吧。”
“好，你说！”
“胶囊。”3、“在公交车上给小朋友让座的时候，被人叫哥哥而不是叔叔，好开心啊!”
“怎么叫的？”
“他说，大哥啊，谢谢你给我孙子让座。”4、下班没找到心爱的摩托车，跟公司保安吵了一顿，外带报了个警，跟警察叔叔一起调监控看的时候才想起来自己今天没骑车。5、跟逗B男逛街真是死的快阿。刚刚跟我勾肩搭背进珠宝店看钻戒，我正在店员的招呼下试得心花怒放呢。
这个混蛋突然搂住我肩膀，贱贱地说：“哎哟宝贝，喜欢回去叫你老公买啦。”

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