吃无止境的爆笑吃货

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1、谁在桌上放了两块草莓蛋糕?我给她们取了可爱的名字“一块”和“两块”,我偷吃了一块现在还剩两块。2、周未回学校,我刚要把从家里带的好吃的往柜子里锁,吃货室友道:“你以为我真的会吃你的东西吗,我每次都是跟你玩的!”
我淡淡的道:“可是你每次都玩真的!”3、在西餐店里,隔桌一对男女。女生吃的很欢。男生含情脉脉的看着。过了好一会男生开口说“可以和我交往么?”
女生迅速把鸡腿放下 “很抱歉。。我有男朋友了。。”
男生低下头貌似很难过的样子,又过了会女生问“那我还可以吃么?”
男生一脸无奈的抬起头说“吃吧吃吧。。。这是一个吃货和痴货的故事…4、和吃货朋友去吃自助餐,吃的老板一直瞪他,主要是他太能吃。
吃完后,临走临走要拿两个橘子回去吃,服务员不准,说规定不让带出去!
这货慢条斯理的问:不给是不,再给我上4盘饺子!
这时老板看不过去了大吼:滚,让他拿着赶紧滚。。。5、看到体重计上的数字:我要减肥。买衣服的时候:我要减肥。碰到身材好的人:我要减肥。看见镜子里的自己:我要减肥。遇到喜欢的人:我要减肥。看见吃的:去你妹的减肥!
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