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1、失败是成功她后妈,看见孩子老失败也不帮她!2、不经历磨难,永远不知道有些人最擅长落井下石。3、好累,想在后脑勺划一刀,然后瘫在地上装储蓄罐。4、这世界上妖怪越来越多,唐僧越来越少了。5、如果说我是款爷,那说明我的贷款比较多。6、自从人晒黑了,脸色好看了,牙齿变白了,喝酒都不脸红了。7、幸福就好,不要晒出来,因为晒多了,迟早有一天会晒干的,所以低调。8、昨晚看到一条说是双11早上起早,把老婆的网银密码连续输错三次,让老婆买不了东西,感觉自己又学了一招,挺开心md早上醒来才发现,我特么没老婆。9、本人诚聘男友一名,有意者请自带简历、未婚证复印件、健康证各一张,条件面议,经验丰富者勿扰!10、你问我有没有宗教信仰,我说:“自恋算不算?”11、曾经带“土”字的东西就是低级的,现在带“土”字的如“土鸡蛋”、“土猪肉”、“土豪”都成高级货了!
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