搞笑妙侃夫妻关系

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1、如果你错了，认错一百次媳妇儿都不见得原谅，要是媳妇儿错了，认错一次你要是不接受或者摆姿态。那么恭喜你，你又错了。。2、老婆是个魔术师，她能把所有事情都变成是我的错。3、老公这东西就是驻韩美军，在的时候各种厌恶抵抗，不在的话顿时没有安全感。
老婆这种东西就是共产主义，没有的人各种向往，实现了的都是各种特色。4、夫妻关系有时侯就像唐僧和孙悟空，老婆一念紧箍咒，老公就头痛。5、夫妻俩过日子要像一双筷子：一是谁也离不开谁；二是什么酸甜苦辣都能在一起尝。有些夫妻是经久耐磨的象牙筷，有些夫妻则是一次性方便筷。 6、男人从不担心他的未来，直到他找到一个妻子；女人常常担心她的未来，直到她找到一个丈夫。

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