搞笑阵地上,夫妻是主战场

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1、小两口今逛街，妻子让老公帮拎包，老公不同意，妻子说：人家主席都给媳妇拎包。
老公果断回一句：我就这点比他牛B！2、和老婆大一谈恋爱，六年后结婚。一天和老婆散步，老婆说，我很节俭，两年前的风衣还穿着呢，于是振了振衣袖。
俺不动声色，淡淡道：我才节俭呢，大学的媳妇还用着呢。3、老婆在削梨，问我吃不吃。
我：来一口。
同事：大口还是小口啊？
老婆：按我嘴型来。。。。
然后她把整个梨都递过来了。。。4、对面走来一妹子，老婆问我这妹子怎么样？
我说：“脸很好看，就是太肥了点。”
“我和她比怎么样”
“你俩除了脸不一样，其他都差不多”5、老公最近迷上了网游，陪我的时间都少了。。。
我今天为了找回昔日老公，就在他要游戏时说我要离家出走了！
谁知他说：路上注意安全，早去早回。

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