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1、问：“我们的承诺：保证让您干爽”，这是____的广告词。
A.卫生巾 B. 纸尿裤 C.避。孕。套2、“世界上基老最多的地方是哪儿？”
“哈药六厂。”
“为什么？”
“有蓝瓶gay，gay中gay，还有新gay中gay。。。”3、一个女同事跟我说：“听说你有个外号叫炮神？”
我强掩得意的心情故作镇定说：“我不知道啊，你是从哪听说的？”
女同事说：“那天跟他们打麻将，提起你时说的。”
。。。4、对面是大三女寝，晚上往对面一看全是些坦胸露乳的学姐穿着裤衩在寝室活动。有伤风化！不知廉耻！我拿着室友的望远镜咬牙切齿地看了一晚上，内心久久不能平静。。。5、喜欢上一女神网名“月亮”，果断把自己网名“明亮”，我会成功吗？6、请朋友吃饭。我不太会点菜，翻了半天的菜单不知道点什么，就问站在一旁的男服务员：“有干锅鸡吗？”
小伙子顿时脸就红了：“有。。。有过两次。”

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