1、晚上，丈夫对妻子说：“公主，请休息吧！”
妻子美滋滋地问：“我是哪个公主呀？”
丈夫：“就是武则天的女儿，李隆基他姑！”
妻子：太平…… 2、在看电视，老婆突然问：你觉得到底是章子怡最漂亮还是范冰冰最漂亮？
我很沉着地说：还是你最漂亮。
老婆很满意，说：那章子怡和范冰冰呢？
我很淡定地说：我觉得其他人都差别不大。3、老婆是个吃货，一节甘蔗，我拿刀打算砍成两节，一人一半，就叫老婆拿另一端。
本来一刀宰中间的，老婆突然往她那边一拉，结果砍到我手上了，事后缝了10多针。
吃货老婆事后说：“我只是想多吃一点...”4、妻：寒月清宵倚梦回，那个女人她是谁？
夫：黄河信有澄清日，就是普通一同事。
妻：曾经沧海难为水，你俩肯定有一腿。
夫：日出江花红胜火，老婆请你相信我。
妻：海内存知己，鬼才相信你。
夫：影入桃花浪，你要闹哪样？
妻：关梁蜀道难，这事咱没完！
夫：唧唧复唧唧，滚到一边去！
---------会逗笑的夫妻乐事多
共1页
22.游客说：I simply needed to thank you very much once more. I'm not certain the things that I would've implemented without the actual ways contributed by you concerning such problem. It had become an absolute depressing case in my
2024-01-07 09:04:51
21.游客说：I am writing to make you be aware of what a helpful encounter our girl had visiting your web site. She picked up so many pieces, with the inclusion of how it is like to have a great giving nature to get folks effortlessly have an
2024-01-02 01:38:33
20.游客说：I would like to express some appreciation to the writer for?bailing me out of this particular trouble. Just after looking out through the internet and?coming across ways which are not helpful, I believed my life was gone. Being al
2023-12-31 00:54:39
查看评论(22)
==其他笑话==
清明节的搞笑段子、雷语
其他笑话2820
搞笑的二货学生和老师
校园笑话3067
四大名著经典妙解
其他笑话2917
校园娱乐全靠屌丝和学渣
校园笑话2867
长假快乐,国庆段子先来一波
其他笑话2593
11月14日[四]11:54