1、油菜：学历就不要看了，光听名字就知道俺挺有才的。2、高粱：张艺谋导演还拍《红高粱》吗？3、爬山虎：非有钱人的别墅咱不去，再高级的车间也不稀罕。4、梧桐：不是我跳槽，去了动物园根本就没见有凤凰嘛。5、发财树：我没啥学历，但很多单位都喜欢我，谁叫爹娘会起名呢。6、墙头草：农村待腻了，这次说啥也要进机关单位混混儿。7、向日葵：我学的是高级文秘，当然想围着一个人转。8、玫瑰：我哪儿也不去，就来撒撒名片。9、吊兰：都说我吸收甲醛，当然环保局最合适了。10、橡树：希望再遇到舒婷那样的伯乐。11、蒺藜草：就把我安排到监狱吧，你们可以少扯一层铁丝网。12、牵牛花：我的对口专业是广播局，希望不要拒绝我。13、白杨树：茅盾先生尽管对我大加褒扬，我还是想低调一点，从基层做起。14、葫芦藤：怪不得孩子们不好找工作了，以前的酒馆都成宾馆了。
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