辣妈雷爸的搞笑生活剧

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1、妈妈说：我叛逆期怎么整她，她更年期就怎么整我。2、今天妹妹被老妈揍了，原因是老爸说老妈矫情，妹妹接着一句“贱人就是矫情！”3、家长会次日，
小刚：昨天你爸骂你了么？
小明：没。
小刚：真羡慕你，昨天我爸我妈组队骂我一宿，，
小明：羡慕你妹，昨天我爸一回家二话没说上来就揍！！4、“爸爸，为什么你给自己买了一块劳力士手表却不给我买？”
“儿子，你还小，读书的时候你们老师没教你人大戴表吗？”5、早上老妈做了地瓜粥！
“妈，地瓜可不可以削皮哇！”
“你们那么多人吃，要我一个人削皮，哼！”
“可是地瓜做粥本来就要削皮啊！”
“你们不会自己吐出来嘛！”
于是，一家人围着垃圾桶吃了起来！

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