1、班主任很逗，晚上我通宵了，早上回来上早读迟到了，他问我你昨晚干什么了？
我说在宿舍睡觉了。
他来了句：你骗狗呢？
我只好默默的低下头，答了声：‘嗯’。2、现在学校抓早恋抓得比较紧，有一天班主任冲进教室，一拍桌子突然问道：“你们说我丑吗？”
全班鸦雀无声，然后他又说：“我这么丑都结婚了，你们着啥急！”3、上学那会比较爱美，上课没事就拿镜子出来照照，直到有一天化学老师悄悄走到我身后对我说：“动物世界有那么好看吗？你每天重播那么多遍不烦么？”
我。。。4、今天小明考试又得了个零蛋，老师表扬他说：“上次题那么简单你得零分，这次题这么难你得零分，有进步啊！？”5、小明：“老师我常常梦到我找到了好的女朋友，中彩票5000万，还收购了我们的学校，我要怎样才能梦想实现呢？”
老师：少睡点觉。。。6、最近迷上了球星梅西，上课在本子上写 “梅西我爱你”
被老师发现了 “梅西是谁？”
“那个……那个……”
“下课和梅西一起到我办公室！”
“叫不来！”
“叫不来？叫不来我帮你叫！”
卧艹，幸福来的太突然？
---------一波老师的幽默和糗事
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