1、我有选择困难症，不管做什么事情，我都选择困难模式。2、老婆总说“老娘天下最美！”这话我很不同意，她一点都不老啊！3、生活磨平了我的棱角。
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生活像用锤子砸再用锯子锯然后锉刀锉最后用砂纸抛光般的磨平了我的棱角。4、运动时间不讲究早晚，只要动起来就好。一定要说有什么不同，那就是：太晚容易睡不着，太早根本起不来。5、我妈真逗和我说让我在外面不要露富，我说你真是不了解我的经济状况，你要是了解我的经济状况你应该让我别犯罪。6、每天光起床就花光了95%的战斗力，用余下5%的力气去上班你能指望我做什么丰功伟绩？7、男人啊，上到九十九下到刚会走，只要有挖掘机在施工作业就会围一圈看，咱也不知道在看啥，咱也不敢问。8、成家立业，贤妻良母。这句话无论正着读还是反着读，都有道理！9、除了垃圾分类，还有更深层的“灵魂六问”：配钥匙师傅：你配吗？
算命先生：你算什么东西？
食堂阿姨：你要饭吗？
快递小哥：你是什么东西？
上海垃圾分拣阿姨：你是什么垃圾？
最有文化的还是滴滴司机：你搞清楚自己的定位没有？
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