爆逗二货,醉人的笑容你会有

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1、我给闺蜜打电话，让她陪我逛街。
闺蜜有气无力的说：我这几天心烦气躁、失眠，正针灸呢，你自己去吧。。。
楼主一听，关切的问：这么严重？我去看看你吧？你在哪儿针灸呢？
闺蜜：宾馆。。。2、助理：“衣服要熨吗？”
我：“不熨。”
助理：“专车要预约吗？”
我：“不预。”
助理：“我就知道你不熨不预。”3、暑假去东北找朋友玩，朋友说：“你可千万别舔这铁栏杆。”
“夏天怕什么？”说完我不服气地舔了起来。
“不是那个意思，我经常在这撒尿。”4、在车上遇到一对双胞胎姐妹，长得那叫一个漂亮，那叫一个美，笑起来特别好看。
于是我在心里默默的想如何的开场白才能显得我比较有魅力，比较不轻浮，深思之后，我走过去对她们说：“你们俩谁想做我小姨子？”5、一个女性朋友后背起了些疹子，去医院看病，医生问她有没有男朋友？
她觉得说没有的话很丢人，挺起腰杆说有男友啊～
然后大夫给她开了几副自己根本没法贴的膏药。。。6、女A：“天天敷面膜做美容会有伤害吗？”
女B：“噢！我的天呐！肯定有伤害，坚持护理一个月后，你会伤害到你的同龄人!”

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爆逗二货,醉人的笑容你会有

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