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1、心事这东西,你捂着嘴,它就会从眼睛里跑出来。2、很多时候我们去睡觉不是因为累了,而是因为明天要早起。3、得不到的永远在骚动,被偏爱的都有恃无恐。4、有些人你别看他年纪轻轻,其实早已染上火锅的瘾。5、这个世界有许多明目张胆的不平等,比如袜子不分左右脚,鞋却要分。6、你的朋友很多,他们来自五湖四海。等你需要帮助的时候,他们又回去了!7、别看有些人表面上一副无所畏惧的样子,实际上早就悄悄把秋裤穿上了。8、你脾气不好、成绩不好、气质不好、性格不好、长相不好,你唯一值得骄傲的就是消化好。9、出门必带纸巾的男生,真的不是娘炮,而是有鼻炎。。。
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