1、曾经我借了一个人的钱，如果非要为还钱加上一个期限的话，我希望是一万年！2、我认为一个人一辈子有两个朋友就够了，比如：一个叫张三，一个叫李四。张三可以借钱给你，张三敢要钱，就喊李四打他。3、今天一哥们问我借钱。把钱递给他时被他正追求的女孩看见。这二货居然脱口而出：其实我也不着急用，你可以改天再还我。不用特意跑一趟。。。。
鄙视这二货半分钟后释然了。做人就要像茶壶，屁股都被烧红了还有心情吹口哨。4、债主问：“你为何迟迟不还钱？”
二货说：“你不要急，我在等待两种奇迹的发生。第一是我彩票中大奖……”
“做梦吧你！”
“第二，你总得离开人世吧？”5、A：你认为金钱和父母哪个更重要？
二货：当然是父母。
A：为什么？
二货：因为有了金钱不一定买到父母，但总可以从父母那儿拿到钱，还不用还！！！
---------爆囧的二货借钱
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