老年人的冷幽默,好囧

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1、爷爷在看个什么神话片，电视上一个老魔头怒吼着：我要打得你形神俱灭魂飞魄散让你永世不得超生！！！
一旁专心织着毛衣的奶奶闻言嘟哝道现在超生罚得真重……2、最近老妈脾气很不好，动不动就骂我和老爸。
有一天我悄悄的问老爸老妈不是信佛的，脾气因该很和蔼的，
老爸回了一句差点让我喷血的话，你妈就是信佛但是她信的是战斗圣佛。3、我也没干啥，就中秋正好买了盒包装过分精美的卫生巾，然后回到家随手一扔没收好，然后今儿个一直找不着，然后听到老妈说家里无故多了盒月饼，她给送人了。。。4、今天回家，妈妈就急着问我问我怎么和前女友分手了，我语气沉重的和她说了我的悲惨经历后，她语重心长的叹口气说：“你也不是什么好东西，我要是那个女的我也不跟你。”

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