囧货夫妻,活活的把人雷死

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1、“你到底爱我哪一点嘛？”
“你漂亮、聪明、贤惠、幽默、有气质。”
“讨厌，人家哪有你说的那么好啦。”老婆说着，拿开了架在我脖子上的刀...2、一女人和一个男人聊天，男人说：“我告诉我老婆，家里老婆说了算，外面我说了算。”
女人说：“难怪你老婆打电话总说，你回来一下，商量个事！”3、刚刚吃饭时我问二货老公：你什么事情能比我强。
老公想了想；就凭一点我就比你强。
老婆：啥啊。
老公：我尿的比你远。4、老婆领驾照后第一天上路，坐在副驾驶上的我胆战心惊，走错道、闯红灯、急转弯……什么状况都出来了。
老婆还兴冲冲地说：“看我开得多快，其他车都没法超过去。”
“一辆破车压着两条道还水蛇转，谁敢超啊！”我怒喊。

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