高富帅、白富美和屌丝的雷语段子

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1、下楼时,从按电梯楼层就能分辨出高富帅和屌丝,屌丝按一层,高富帅都是地下。2、此时,白富美都捧着新收到的苹果5依偎在宾馆里高富帅赤裸的胸膛上了,钓丝们还在拿着红富士在寒风中想象着女神收到时的喜悦么?3、平安夜是一场战斗,高富帅负责打炮,屌丝负责打枪。4、高富帅:“你女友还好吗?”
屌丝:“挺好,只是偶尔会漏气!”
高帅富:“难道你女友爱放屁?”
屌丝:“不!是娃娃的质量不太好!”5、高富帅:“房间开好了,快来。”
某:“在哪里?”
高富帅:“希尔顿309。”
屌丝:“房间开好了,快来。”
某:“在哪里?”
屌丝:“电信一区211。”
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