二货女友交不起哇！

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1、女朋友哭的泪流满面：“你太自私了，从来不在乎我的感受，只知道顾着自己。”
我赶紧捧起她的脸，安慰她说：“宝贝别哭好不好，看你流泪我心好痛。”
她一把甩开我的手：“都这个时候了你还只想着自己心会痛！”2、下班回家看见女友失落的坐在餐桌前，于是问她怎么了，她说：“本来想尝试给你做顿饭，结果火候太大了。”
“菜烧坏了？”
“厨房烧坏了。”3、女友问我：“你是不是烦我了？”
我笑着说：“我就是烦全世界都不会烦你啊。”
女友：“你TM不是说我是你的全世界吗？”4、女友是个女汉子，开口就是脏话，我实在看不下去了，就跟她说：女孩子说话不要那么粗鲁，说话的时候前面加个‘人家’就好听多了。
她白了我一眼

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