1、有话好好说，TM别掀我被窝！2、早上，路上有一个小孩愤愤的骂道：玛蛋，这么冷的天全家都在睡觉。就老子一个上学！3、天很冷，你记得多穿一件外套，我说冷的时候好脱下来给我。4、天真的很冷了，晚上睡觉放个屁都不舍得掀开被窝，你说这屁要是不臭，那放屁该是件多美好的事儿啊。5、“别怕！” “勇敢一点！” “稍微忍耐一下！” “你可以的！” “不过是短暂的分别！” “很快就好了！” “加油！” …… 在温暖的被窝里，我蜷曲着身子，握紧拳头，大声地给自己鼓劲，为起夜上厕所攒足了勇气。6、“好累哦”
“怎么回事？”
“冻的”
“冷跟累有关系吗？”
“怎么没关系了？冷就会抖，抖多了就累了！”7、“医生，请你快救救我老公吧！不知道怎么了他今天早上起来就突然发疯了，见谁咬谁！”
“唉，最近气温骤降，你老公这样的病例很多啊！”
“医生，我老公怎么了？”
“他估计是被冻成狗了！”冬日幽默,冷的哆嗦
---------冬天真TM冷,不信你瞅
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